As recorded by Joseph Jacobs
There was once upon a time a poor widow who had an only son named Jack,
and a cow named Milky-White. And all they had to live on was the milk the
cow gave every morning, which they carried to the market and sold. But one
morning Milky-White gave no milk, and they didn't know what to do.
"What shall we do, what shall we do?" said the widow, wringing her
hands.
"Cheer up, mother, I'll go and get work somewhere," said Jack.
"We've tried that before, and nobody would take you," said his mother.
"We must sell Milky-White and with the money start a shop, or something."
"All right, mother," says Jack. "It's market day today, and I'll soon
sell Milky-White, and then we'll see what we can do."
So he took the cow's halter in his hand, and off he started. He hadn't
gone far when he met a funny-looking old man, who said to him, "Good
morning, Jack."
"Good morning to you," said Jack, and wondered how he knew his name.
"Well, Jack, and where are you off to?" said the man.
"I'm going to market to sell our cow there."
"Oh, you look the proper sort of chap to sell cows," said the man. "I
wonder if you know how many beans make five."
"Two in each hand and one in your mouth," says Jack, as sharp as a
needle.
"Right you are," says the man, "and here they are, the very beans
themselves," he went on, pulling out of his pocket a number of
strange-looking beans. "As you are so sharp," says he, "I don't mind doing
a swap with you -- your cow for these beans."
"Go along," says Jack. "Wouldn't you like it?"
"Ah! You don't know what these beans are," said the man. "If you plant
them overnight, by morning they grow right up to the sky."
"Really?" said Jack. "You don't say so."
"Yes, that is so. And if it doesn't turn out to be true you can have
your cow back."
"Right," says Jack, and hands him over Milky-White's halter and pockets
the beans.
Back goes Jack home, and as he hadn't gone very far it wasn't dusk by
the time he got to his door.
"Back already, Jack?" said his mother. "I see you haven't got
Milky-White, so you've sold her. How much did you get for her?"
"You'll never guess, mother," says Jack.
"No, you don't say so. Good boy! Five pounds? Ten? Fifteen? No, it
can't be twenty."
"I told you you couldn't guess. What do you say to these beans? They're
magical. Plant them overnight and -- "
"What!" says Jack's mother. "Have you been such a fool, such a dolt,
such an idiot, as to give away my Milky-White, the best milker in the
parish, and prime beef to boot, for a set of paltry beans? Take that! Take
that! Take that! And as for your precious beans here they go out of the
window. And now off with you to bed. Not a sup shall you drink, and not a
bit shall you swallow this very night."
So Jack went upstairs to his little room in the attic, and sad and
sorry he was, to be sure, as much for his mother's sake as for the loss of
his supper.
At last he dropped off to sleep.
When he woke up, the room looked so funny. The sun was shining into
part of it, and yet all the rest was quite dark and shady. So Jack jumped
up and dressed himself and went to the window. And what do you think he
saw? Why, the beans his mother had thrown out of the window into the
garden had sprung up into a big beanstalk which went up and up and up till
it reached the sky. So the man spoke truth after all.
The beanstalk grew up quite close past Jack's window, so all he had to
do was to open it and give a jump onto the beanstalk which ran up just
like a big ladder. So Jack climbed, and he climbed, and he climbed, and he
climbed, and he climbed, and he climbed, and he climbed till at last he
reached the sky. And when he got there he found a long broad road going as
straight as a dart. So he walked along, and he walked along, and he walked
along till he came to a great big tall house, and on the doorstep there
was a great big tall woman.
"Good morning, mum," says Jack, quite polite-like. "Could you be so
kind as to give me some breakfast?" For he hadn't had anything to eat, you
know, the night before, and was as hungry as a hunter.
"It's breakfast you want, is it?" says the great big tall woman. "It's
breakfast you'll be if you don't move off from here. My man is an ogre and
there's nothing he likes better than boys broiled on toast. You'd better
be moving on or he'll be coming."
"Oh! please, mum, do give me something to eat, mum. I've had nothing to
eat since yesterday morning, really and truly, mum," says Jack. "I may as
well be broiled as die of hunger."
Well, the ogre's wife was not half so bad after all. So she took Jack
into the kitchen, and gave him a hunk of bread and cheese and a jug of
milk. But Jack hadn't half finished these when thump! thump! thump! the
whole house began to tremble with the noise of someone coming.
"Goodness gracious me! It's my old man," said the ogre's wife. "What on
earth shall I do? Come along quick and jump in here." And she bundled Jack
into the oven just as the ogre came in.
He was a big one, to be sure. At his belt he had three calves strung up
by the heels, and he unhooked them and threw them down on the table and
said, "Here, wife, broil me a couple of these for breakfast. Ah! what's
this I smell?
Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman,
Be he alive, or be he dead,
I'll have his bones to grind my bread."
"Nonsense, dear," said his wife. "You' re dreaming. Or perhaps you
smell the scraps of that little boy you liked so much for yesterday's
dinner. Here, you go and have a wash and tidy up, and by the time you come
back your breakfast'll be ready for you."
So off the ogre went, and Jack was just going to jump out of the oven
and run away when the woman told him not. "Wait till he's asleep," says
she; "he always has a doze after breakfast."
Well, the ogre had his breakfast, and after that he goes to a big chest
and takes out a couple of bags of gold, and down he sits and counts till
at last his head began to nod and he began to snore till the whole house
shook again.
Then Jack crept out on tiptoe from his oven, and as he was passing the
ogre, he took one of the bags of gold under his arm, and off he pelters
till he came to the beanstalk, and then he threw down the bag of gold,
which, of course, fell into his mother's garden, and then he climbed down
and climbed down till at last he got home and told his mother and showed
her the gold and said, "Well, mother, wasn't I right about the beans? They
are really magical, you see."
So they lived on the bag of gold for some time, but at last they came
to the end of it, and Jack made up his mind to try his luck once more at
the top of the beanstalk. So one fine morning he rose up early, and got
onto the beanstalk, and he climbed, and he climbed, and he climbed, and he
climbed, and he climbed, and he climbed till at last he came out onto the
road again and up to the great tall house he had been to before. There,
sure enough, was the great tall woman a-standing on the doorstep.
"Good morning, mum," says Jack, as bold as brass, "could you be so good
as to give me something to eat?"
"Go away, my boy," said the big tall woman, "or else my man will eat
you up for breakfast. But aren't you the youngster who came here once
before? Do you know, that very day my man missed one of his bags of gold."
"That's strange, mum," said Jack, "I dare say I could tell you
something about that, but I'm so hungry I can't speak till I've had
something to eat."
Well, the big tall woman was so curious that she took him in and gave
him something to eat. But he had scarcely begun munching it as slowly as
he could when thump! thump! they heard the giant's footstep, and his wife
hid Jack away in the oven.
All happened as it did before. In came the ogre as he did before, said,
"Fee-fi-fo-fum," and had his breakfast off three broiled oxen.
Then he said, "Wife, bring me the hen that lays the golden eggs." So
she brought it, and the ogre said, "Lay," and it laid an egg all of gold.
And then the ogre began to nod his head, and to snore till the house
shook.
Then Jack crept out of the oven on tiptoe and caught hold of the golden
hen, and was off before you could say "Jack Robinson." But this time the
hen gave a cackle which woke the ogre, and just as Jack got out of the
house he heard him calling, "Wife, wife, what have you done with my golden
hen?"
And the wife said, "Why, my dear?"
But that was all Jack heard, for he rushed off to the beanstalk and
climbed down like a house on fire. And when he got home he showed his
mother the wonderful hen, and said "Lay" to it; and it laid a golden egg
every time he said "Lay."
Well, Jack was not content, and it wasn't long before he determined to
have another try at his luck up there at the top of the beanstalk. So one
fine morning he rose up early and got to the beanstalk, and he climbed,
and he climbed, and he climbed, and he climbed till he got to the top.
But this time he knew better than to go straight to the ogre's house.
And when he got near it, he waited behind a bush till he saw the ogre's
wife come out with a pail to get some water, and then he crept into the
house and got into the copper. He hadn't been there long when he heard
thump! thump! thump! as before, and in came the ogre and his wife.
"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman," cried out the
ogre. "I smell him, wife, I smell him."
"Do you, my dearie?" says the ogre's wife. "Then, if it's that little
rogue that stole your gold and the hen that laid the golden eggs he's sure
to have got into the oven." And they both rushed to the oven.
But Jack wasn't there, luckily, and the ogre' s wife said, "There you
are again with your fee-fi-fo-fum. Why, of course, it's the boy you caught
last night that I've just broiled for your breakfast. How forgetful I am,
and how careless you are not to know the difference between live and dead
after all these years."
So the ogre sat down to the breakfast and ate it, but every now and
then he would mutter, "Well, I could have sworn --" and he'd get up and
search the larder and the cupboards and everything, only, luckily, he
didn't think of the copper.
After breakfast was over, the ogre called out, "Wife, wife, bring me my
golden harp."
So she brought it and put it on the table before him. Then he said,
"Sing!" and the golden harp sang most beautifully. And it went on singing
till the ogre fell asleep, and commenced to snore like thunder.
Then Jack lifted up the copper lid very quietly and got down like a
mouse and crept on hands and knees till he came to the table, when up he
crawled, caught hold of the golden harp and dashed with it towards the
door.
But the harp called out quite loud, "Master! Master!" and the ogre woke
up just in time to see Jack running off with his harp.
Jack ran as fast as he could, and the ogre came rushing after, and
would soon have caught him, only Jack had a start and dodged him a bit and
knew where he was going. When he got to the beanstalk the ogre was not
more than twenty yards away when suddenly he saw Jack disappear like, and
when he came to the end of the road he saw Jack underneath climbing down
for dear life. Well, the ogre didn't like trusting himself to such a
ladder, and he stood and waited, so Jack got another start.
But just then the harp cried out, "Master! Master!" and the ogre swung
himself down onto the beanstalk, which shook with his weight. Down climbs
Jack, and after him climbed the ogre.
By this time Jack had climbed down and climbed down and climbed down
till he was very nearly home. So he called out, "Mother! Mother! bring me
an ax, bring me an ax." And his mother came rushing out with the ax in her
hand, but when she came to the beanstalk she stood stock still with
fright, for there she saw the ogre with his legs just through the clouds.
But Jack jumped down and got hold of the ax and gave a chop at the
beanstalk which cut it half in two. The ogre felt the beanstalk shake and
quiver, so he stopped to see what was the matter. Then Jack gave another
chop with the ax, and the beanstalk was cut in two and began to topple
over. Then the ogre fell down and broke his crown, and the beanstalk came
toppling after.
Then Jack showed his mother his golden harp, and what with showing that
and selling the golden eggs, Jack and his mother became very rich, and he
married a great princess, and they lived happy ever after.
- Source: Joseph Jacobs, English Fairy Tales (London: David Nutt, 1890), no. 13, pp. 59-67.
- Jacobs' source: "I tell this as it was told me in Australia, somewhere about the year 1860."